Dear Old People who still drive,
Things have changed since you were a kid. People these days no longer ride in carriages pulled by a horse/horses, nor have to travel at horse and buggy speed. When you are driving on a 45 miles/hour road, you do not drive 15 miles/hour. When you are driving on a 45 miles/hour road you drive 45 miles/hour or faster. That being said, cars themselves are a lot faster than horse and buggies. When you are pulling out of a neighbor hood onto a main road, such as mine onto county road 101, you do not have to wait for a car that is 100 yards away. If you pull out going 10 miles/hour you will not be hit--although I am not giving you permission to go that slow. Believe it or not, there are other people who may be behind you that actually need to be some place.
I am not suggesting that you drive faster, for I know your seeing and hearing and depth perception is poor and I do not hope that you endanger the general public by mistaking a human for a dust cloud--which were more common in your “glory days” because dirt roads were the casual. I am not asking you to stop visiting grandchildren for their golden birthdays or visiting the doctor to check if the Grim Reaper will be coming to your door step soon, for I know these are important. I am asking rather that you take a taxi or higher a personal driver. You would not have to miss out on your eventful life, and I would not have to be late to every event that I attend. If not for your own sake, at least for mine so I will not have to kill myself.
Sincerely,
Car in a Loft, who will drive over the edge if necessary.